The weak Qing Dynasty becomes weaker with external assault by the strong west and internal fighting created by the Tian Li Clan
Heavenly god, protect my heavenly soldiers
Brethren, Kill the enemy's soldiers and take over the capital
Good food to be consumed endlessly
- Kill, kill, kill - Kill ...
Charge!
Tian Li Clan is a powerful clan with hundreds and thousands of God's soldiers.
Among all of God's Soldiers, there is a "Freak" who will become the Grandmaster someday
Lu Chan, have lunch after the fight!
hey!
<< Freak>> Acted by Yuan shao Chao 2008 Beijing Olympic Martial Art Championship Winner
Bad news, the enemy's cavalries have been dispatched
- Tam, it's time to deploy Lu Chan - But I'm afraid ...
Do as you're told!
yes, sir!
Lu Chan
I am sorry
Many years ago... at the He Bei Guang Pin Mansion
The 'Freak' was born flying out horizontally through the air
Yang's Mum -Acted by Shi Qi
His name is Yang Lu Chan. He was born with a little strange growth on the head
Yang's mum believes her son will be someone great one day and gave him all her love
Look, my lord, Lu Chan looks so great
Yang's Dad -Acted by Liu Wei Qiang
Golden Award Director
just take a peek will you?
Eat anything???
Mum, I'm always hungry
Yang's Mum was in the underworld since childhood. She firmly believes that all human are born evil and can only rely on themselves.
She must think of Lu Chan's future
After autumn came the winter
We are here to perform!
Lao Zhao - Acted by Fong Ge An
---What happen----
Is it yours? Try calling and see whether it answers you.
SWEET Hu Lu
Horn on his head!
Shi Fu, why are the people leaving?
Shi Fu, he's using all your boxing moves!
Very powerful strength!
At the same time Yang's Mum was unmasked of stealing
All this year, how much money have you stole?!!
I have to think of Lu Chan's future!
Beat her! Beat the hell out of her!
How dare you?!!
I'm your legitimate wife. Servants don't have the right to touch me!
Shi Fu, Why are we following this kid?
Don't look down on him. He's very useful
Mum! Mum!
Mum can't take care of you any longer...
I'm Zhao Xi Ping, I found out that your son has got great talent...
This is call [ The Devil's Horn] Even with 10 over years of martial art training, you won't be able to reach such a level like him
With his in natural-born power, his future will thrive.
Ma'am, if you can trust me, leave your son with me.
Kneel down!
Besides me, you're the only one that can see my son's great talent.
Remember, in this life all you need is to do your job well!
I'll take a nap...
10 years, just like a moment... Lu Chan becomes... God's Soldier.
God's Soldier???
Lao Zao actually is Tian Li Clan's leader, pretending to be an entertainer going everywhere recruiting talents
Lu Chan
I am sorry
What happens?
Step aside
Get out a little
Get out, get out
Dong Ye, The Tian Li Clan's 'baby' is in your care now
Sending you fool to hell again
Hello, I'm here to trouble you again
Silly boy, you want to die or you want to live?
If you want to die, I won't stop you. But if you want to live, then... you better listen to me
From now on, don't let anyone touch your Devil's horn
And you must stop fighting. if you don't, your life will end soon.
What do you mean?
Your master only cares about war and he will never care about you for the rest of his life and death
if you still carry on, very soon, it's game over for you.
As what Shi Fu said, the more I fight the fiercer I become
This way of boxing, your teacher taught you will only wear and tear your internal strength
...and shorten your life!
You see, your meaty horn has turned from red to purple
Eventually, it will become black and then you will surely die!
So, you should change to a softer kind of boxing
Completely change your boxing style, then you could cheat death
Softer boxing? Where can I learn that?
Chen Jia Gou
Stop talking about Chen Jia boxing?
You just don't know when to give up, do you?
Shi Fu
I'm a doctor, I can't just simply let a person die with no apparent reason
For no apparent reason? You steal other's boxing style 'till you lost a finger and still want to harm others?
Don't listen to this old heck's nonsense, carry on what I taught you!
- Drink this medicine when it's still hot - Let me unmask your Chen jia boxing
Thief!
Yes, I stole other's boxing style but all I stole was only 3 steps.
But that's more than enough to deal with you.
You see, your meaty horn is turning from red to purple, when it's black you will surely die
That's why you should learn softer kind of boxing. Completely change your fighting style then you can live.
There's a Sneak attack for the God's soldier, hurry up wake up!
Dong Ye
Leave now and go to Chen jia Gou. Find Chen Chang xing to teach you Chen jia boxing, otherwise, you will die very soon.
Dong Ye! Dong Ye!
Shi Fu
- Lu Chan - Shi Fu
- Shi Fu is dead - hurry up, leave, quick! Leave!
Who are you? What do you want?
I am Yang Lu Chan, I need to go to Chen Jia Gou
You have to climb over the mountain
Which? Which mountain?
There, over there
May I ask where is Shi Fu Chen?
You are here to learn boxing?
Outsiders can't learn Chen Jia boxing. please leave!
Uncle, where can I learn Chen Jia boxing?
Outsiders can't learn Chen Jia boxing
Excuse me...
Outsiders can't learn Chen Jia boxing. Get lost!
Why do you disallow me from learning boxing?
Get out, get out!
Go away from here
Oh Shit!
- Come and see, he's not moving - Are you okay?
Is there anywhere you are not feeling well?
Yu Niang
How is it?
My name is Chen Yu Niang, everyone knows me in this village. If you feel unwell, come straight to me.
Yu Niang, has Chen Shi fu returned yet? I'm bringing my sick mum to see him.
I haven't see him yet, when he's had enough, he will return
- When he's back, send my regards to Chen Shi Fu, ok? - Ok
Which is Chen Shi Fu?
There is no other Shi Fu, only Chen Jia Ancestral Temple's Shi Fu
Sigh, are you sure this thing can light up?
Stop babbling, your turn!
I will not lay my hands on western stuff
That Fang Zi Jing for one...
Only a few days of western education, see what he has become
Chief engineer of Zhili railway construction
Hey, you, we already dislike him since young...
...wearing western clothes, driving a western car
Don't tell me you've allowed your sister to marry him
Is a pulp marriage when kid, anyway my little sister listen to him all the time
If she knows, she will think that both of us deliberately cause trouble
I don't dare
All here?
What are they going to say today?
I don't know
Don't worry, everything will be fine
When the Railtrack began to lay, you won't be leaving, right.
- Ah, everyone is here - Third Grand Uncle
Why do you dress this way?
Third Grand Uncle, you are here finally.
Where's your father?
God knows, I haven't seen him for two weeks
Dear folks, thank you for participating in the Zhili Railway Conference today
Zi Jing who grew up in our village, would like to thank everyone for taking care of him all along
Now he's back from studying and is appointed as Zhili Railway Chief Engineer
Everybody should be proud of him
Why is he wearing a spittoon on his head?
You see, this is the model of the railway
This thing is called the 'Train'
This is the most advanced in the Western technology, and also our Qing Empire's hope for the future
Train from Zheng Zhou passes through Huai Qing prefecture...
...and stop at the platform of chen Jia Gou
Load up the sugar, western medicine and our special local herbs
...so it's easy to be transported
For example from Chen Jia Gou to the capital
Riding a horse will take two days
By train, comfortably, it takes only 1 day
Comfortably?
Have you ever considered the laying of the rail tracks?
What will happen to our neighbors and our ancestor's graves?
We will deal with this problem later
I would like to show something to everyone
Witness the power of Western technology
Hey, it's getting brighter!
You've seen it!
This is called Electric lamp and this is our hope!
This is our future!
Western's stuff, conceal with evil intentions
not bad
Fishing should be our Qing Empire's hope
Anywhere not feeling well?
nope
I don't want money
You're not sick and don't want any money, then, what do you want from me?
I'm looking for Chen Shi Fu to learn Chen Jia Boxing
Outsiders can't learn Chen Jia boxing
From the day I entered this village, everyone keeps saying the same thing
They're warning you beforehand, moron!
I'm not a moron, my mother once said, 'ones should not get bullied by others'
You hit me that day and you owe me, you have to refer me to Master Chen
Do you really want to learn Chen Jia boxing?
huh
You go straight along this road
About the seventh mile, you will see a large Acacia trees, then, turn right
Reach "Shi Ling", turn left, then there is the "Wu Liang Mountain"
Master Chen is living in seclusion up there
Nunnery, here I come!
is boiling, boiling, boiling
This is called coffee
Coffee is grind out from coffee bean
This was brought back from the Great Britain
It's more fragrant than tea
What is this damn thing?!! it's more bitter than medicine
You don't know anyting. More bitter the higher the grade.
Look, you should drink it in this way
What happens?
There is no Master Chen
You're pretty fast by foot. Thought you will take two to three days to reach.
Let's Go
Where is Chen Shi Fu?
Hey, Don't go
I want to learn boxing
Bring me to Master Chen
Move me first
Stop the fight, there must be evil inside him
I didn't hold him, he's holding me
Shit!
What is happening? Uncle
Could you put me down?
I'm helping you to stop the bleeding
Otherwise your festered blood will charge to the brain, then, I'll be unable to save you.
Uncle
Okay, okay
Do you know Chen Jia boxing? Can you teach me?
I'm a long-term worker, doing menial work
I've no idea what is Chen Jia boxing or Li Jia boxing
So do you know "Master Chen Chang Xing"? I want to be his apprentice.
But when the people here heard that I want to learn boxing...
...either they drive me away or beat me up
You're so eager to learn boxing just to cure yourself?
My mother ...
My mother told me that, in life just do my best in anything would be enough
She wanted me to train well in martial arts
And where's your mother?
huh?
Died
Please leave
There's no way anyone will teach you Chen Jia boxing
There's no future for you if you stay here
Your Devil's horn is turning from purple to black. You can't hold on any longer.
It's better for you to go see a doctor
Uncle, what the hell?
When you gave me this phonograph you said you will teach me how to dance
Come
Now is not the time!
I will go back first
A lot of residents here in our village have never stepped out once in their whole life
So, it will not be easy if you want them to accept new things
But can you teach me first? I am willing to learn!
After I learned, then, I will teach them
How long is that gonna take?
I have promised officer Dao Tai that I will complete by 10 Days
How do you want me to answer to him now?
In fact ...
If we become a family,..
It's not so difficult for the iron car to come into Chen Jia Gou
Frankly speaking, I still need to rely on you to get things done
I grew up in this village
Just because I'm your cousin, but not directly from your family blood line means that I can't learn boxing?
I Suffered bullies from my brothers. I originally thought that after my studies, I can finally get everyone's respect
In the end
In the end, it's the same!
You are Chen Jia boxing descendant
I'm only an outsider
I don't deserve you
Put it in, be careful, careful
It's here! It's here!
Right, right, right, this is the one
Please sign!
Finally it's sent here
I'll take a look
Zi Jing regarding the Railway, don't rush for its success
Awaiting your marriage proposal. Don't miss the opportunity again
I want to learn boxing
You're really not afraid of death?
Not afraid!
I'm not afraid of anything if I can just learn boxing
Ok, I'll grant you that
look carefully, this step is called 'the wild horse mane'
I thought you wanted to learn boxing? Why are you still lying on the floor?
Get up!
Didn't see clearly, again please
Come
come on
again
What happen?
From today onwards, I ban you from stepping into our village
If you disobeyed, anyone could kill you, whether they are young or old
Close the door!
Dao Tai Sir
Already 2 weeks I can't get Chen Jia Gou's villagers to open up their mind. It is so difficult to educate them!
It's ok, It's ok
Demolition management fees, 30 silver
Meals, 17 silver
Miscellaneous, 12 silver
Are you playing around or laying the rail tracks?
It's a full 61 silver
That is not a cheap thing
Everyone laughs at me, born as a merchant, earning pinched pennies
Even this Officer robe belongs to a former officer
How are you gonna answer to me?!
Sir
Not only you are impatient about the slow progress and delay...
The Company is also giving me a lot of pressure too
And they have also sent a foreign consultant to supervise me
Consultant?
Attention!
Auspicious Sir, I'm Claire
Consultant of East India Company located in Tian Jin
The Prince Chun is a good friend of mine
The princes sent you to supervise me?
Nope, the company knows Mr. Fang is in trouble
So I'm speacially sent here to help out
Things that Fang Zi Jing can't handle this Hag will settle?
Your honor, Claire wasn't here for nothing
Since reasoning with Chen Jia Gou failed then, we have to rely on the power of the industrial revolution
Lu Chan, if you can do well in just this one thing in your whole life, it will be enough
Learn hard on the martial arts from your master
I must enter the village
My father said, you can't enter the village
Stop running!
Hey
Got beaten so hard still staying?
The Chen Jia boxing is really so wonderful
clutch, Pull, Hook,
Pierce, every step is useful in fighting well
Really, it's my first time to see someone got beaten up and yet so happy
But you really imitate very well on this few steps
Yeah, that's how I learn boxing from kids
I can remember every step and moves when they fight
In this case
why don't you see and do what people do
see and do?
Next time you if you got involved in a fight again, remember all the step and moves of others
How they move and you imitate
Look, the fool's here again!
Why is this fool here again? Not humiliated enough?
If you could squash this tofu on my hand, you win.
Next time when fight, remember their steps and moves
How they moves, you immitate
This fool, he's fighting using the Chen Jia boxing
Must Use the moves of "Ape offer fruit"
Should use the "Lazy man ties clothes"!
Who pushed me?
Your tofu
So sorry, just now was an accident, so not counted
Buddy, you won
His moves are Chen Jia boxing
No wonder. The fool's really good
He is talented
That step is a really a deadly one
That's right
Long-term employment Uncle
I passed
Mom, I passed
Where is Master Chen?
Master Chen! I want to learn boxing!
What happens?
Long-term employment Uncle
Long-term employment Uncle!
I have done it!
Long-term employment Uncle
Chen Shi Fu! I want to learn boxing!
Where are you?
Mom, I won!
What's happening?
I thought 'how did that fool got enlightened'?
So, you are the secret expert guidance
Silly boy just imitated, that's all!
Aren't you teaching him to steal our boxing moves? This breaks our ancestral rules!
I'm just watching at the side, what breaking rules are you talking about?
Run quick!
There's a monster!
Zi Jing?
Feng Dao Tai Sir's decree
In order to construct the Zhi Li Railway, all premises of Chen Jia Gou will be demolished within 7 days.
When time is up, the machines will force their way through
I will not give a damn
Hey, you
Don't think we're afraid of your junks!
Yu Niang
Yu Niang!
You get out
Stop it
Fang Zi Jing
This is your home
How can you resort to this?
Get this monster away immediately!
Why nobody speaks up?
Three great-uncles said...
They are all retired!
If you really want to solve the problem...
We have to get the Head of Chen Jia Gou
There's no sign of him
he may be standing behind you without you noticing
Can't see him when there is trouble
You know, he is quite an easy-going person
Easy-going? I think he's evading problems
Yu Niang
Where are you going?
If The head doesn't take the responsibility, I won't tolerate it!
Be careful, quickly
Good heavens, watch out!
Reduced the horse power down to 3.0!
I've already told them to pass over to me
You can read my source
We already know each other for so long, of course I understand you
In fact, you didn't want to touch this village
You just want to prove your worth
Once I saw that girl
It's all clear to me
I finally understand why you insisted on coming back
This is two different things
I came back, Claire
I came back to contribute what I had learn
I want to help those villagers to alleviate them from the poverty and ignorance
I never care about these things
I can see it in her eyes. She really cares about you
As I have said, I have my own mission
What about me? I came all the way here
Do you think I really care about the job?
You should understand me clearly...
I would not consider any personal feelings before the task is completed
Just do you job
This is Troy Manual
I'll hand this machine over to you
This western stuff is really exquisite
Don't underestimate them
What's going on?
This thing...
Could sing?
It's called Gramophone
Whatever sound can be recorded Even when you talk, sing or fart
I have spend a lot of effort to fix this
And oh yeah... To let you know...
Due to your excessive movement, blood rushes up to your brain
Your meaty horn had turned black you have to stop all the fighting now
You were in coma for 1 day and 1 night
After you passed out, the village was in great trouble
What?
What happened?
A house-eating monster came to Chen Jia Gou
This village will be completely eaten up soon
If there's no Chen Jia Gou...
There won't be Chen Jia boxing anymore
How can this happen?
Have to stop it
Even Chen Chang Xing can't beat that monster
What can you do?
Master Chen can 't beat...
What to do now?
Iron monster
Western soldiers
This is the place to take a bath
Tent
This is you
You start from the bathing place and pick a uniform
Walk straight, the patrol soldier won't be able to recognize you
Then you will reach the iron monster at the basement
But at the top, be careful of the patrol soldier
wait for them to past
You can go in directly
And once you've helped to destroy the iron monster...
You'll be Chen Jia Gou's great hero!
At that time, it certainly won't be a problem to learn boxing
So simple?
Simple? We have to plan on how to destroy it
Claire
May I come in?
Come in
Please don't go
I have made a fool out of myself
I made that very clearly
I need you, Claire
As much as those two ice-cold rail road tracks?
Listen
I've always love you
But your family is so well off
- I'm just - I don't care
But I do care
Ever since I was a kid
I had to keep my head down, if I dared to look up
All I see was scorn or pity
but when I met you, I feel different
I never feel like this before
You changed me, Claire
Yu Niang
Yu Niang!
Translate this book
You are Posts and Telecommunications Secretary and definitely understand English
I work for the royal, I will lose my head if I do such thing
If you don't do it, you will lose your head this instance!
You figure it out
This drawing is...?
Should see this way
And this
This
This, this
And ... this
I understand now
What is all this you have drawn?
Luckily, I'm able to see and understand
What you are seeing now, is the internal structure of the iron monster
Your goal is the bottom part of the Central Flywheel
However, it is heavily guarded
So you have to go from the top
Behind the door is the top-level channel
Above this channel is covered with fumaroles
Ready, go
End of the tunnel
There is a spiral staircase straight down to lower level
Lower level, this side there's a machine
There's a soldier right at the front
We have to go in quietly and take route from the back
There's another soldier there behind the machine
If you're lucky, his back will face you
- Then, you strike him quickly from the back - What if unlucky?
Then you strike him from the front!
Congratulations! now that you've reached here
Because this is where the Central Flywheel is
At this time, bring out the iron rod that you have prepared
As long as you jam the gears...
the Monster is ruined!
Which gear?
What if the gears were not jammed?
Then you will be surrounded
So make use of the disarray and escape
But for now...
You can only pray for the best
Don't let him get away
Grab him!
Why are you here?
Same question?
Have you seen this lock?
If we can find this lock, we will have the opportunity to destroy this monster
Smelly monster, who brought you here?
Where is it?
Is it this one?
You better leave, or else don't blame me for being ruthless
understand?
I will miss you
I will protect you
If you really care about our future
then leave together with me
Lu Chan
Should be here
Stop
Don't come any nearer
I have to destroy this monster, today.
If you destroyed it...
You and me, will be enemies
Good, then let's be enemies
Go
Claire
Machine is ruined
I'm ruined too
Zi Jing
Claire
Isn't it better that the machine is destroyed?
We can go back to London
We'll go back together
I want to destroy Chen Jia Gou!!!
What had happened?
step a side
Step a side
look like Yu Niang
Yu Niang
- Yu Niang - What happen to Yu Niang?
Yu Niang, Yu Niang
Put me down
Yu Niang
-Yu Niang, are you okay? -Yu Niang, what happened?
Monster, I have...
I have destroyed the monster
And me
Great hero ...
Stop, stop, stop
I am here to learn boxing. I can now learn boxing, right?
You have tried extremely hard to just want to learn boxing?
Yes, long-term employment uncle said...
As long as I give a great contribution, I can learn boxing from Master Chen
Talking about me?
- What's happening? - Dad
Dad?
You are Chen Chang Xing?
At the lower He Nan Wen district
Qing Feng Ridge. Head of Chen Jia Boxing, Chen Chang Xing.
You lied to me
Oh no
You didn't tell me that you are not Chen Chang Xing
Anyway I don't care, I can now learn boxing, right?
No
A catastrophe is approaching Chen Jia Gou
But the monster was already being destroyed what great trouble are we going to have?
The reason I got an outsider to destroy the iron monster
...was to hope that this matter would not involve Chen Jia Gou
But who knows when you meddled with it...
...and caused hurt to others' lives
Others' lives, what does that mean?
When the iron monster exploded it caused the western woman to die
Whatever will come, will come eventually
Officers and soldies will enter village soon
Everybody get ready to defend!
When the army enters the village
We must exercise restraint!
Our main goal is to defend our homeland
Try not to harm any human lives
Yang Lu Chan has severe internal injuries, so he can't fight no more
And the rest, fall in your positions
Listen to my Wooden plaque command
We'll conduct by dividing into four sections
Must remember
Cause distraction to the enemy is our priority
otherwise, cause the enemy to be stranded
To hurt the enemy is the last resort
Why suddenly so foggy?
Shoot!
What are you waiting for?
Shoot!
Someone has been shot!
Reload bullets!
People of Chen jia Gou heed the orders!
Destruction of Railway is a heavy offense of the imperial administration
Hand us Chen Yu Niang and Yang Lu Chan Immediately!
Mastermind Chen Chang Xing
...must be sent to officers and be brought to justice!
Otherwise all of you will be charged and punished!
You use guns to deal with all the folks?
Fang Zi Jing, are you inhuman?
You guys asked for it!
Arrest her!
Move!
Yu Niang be careful
This outsider, how come he is knows our Chenjia boxing?
Yu Niang!
Fool
Ready
Lu Chan
Fire
Get down quick!
Arrest them all!
Relaod bullets
Not me ...
I'm not the one who ordered to open fire!
Lu Chan, Lu Chan
His surname is Yang
He's just an ordinary outsider
How come he knows our boxing?
Reply to our ancestors
He had been lingering in our village for many days
...and clamoured to learn boxing
Villagers tried to dissuade him but unsuccessful so they banished him by force
But he took the opportunity to imitate and learn
That's how he knows our boxing
Just a few moves are more than enough
So that is considered stealing, right?
Indeed that's stealing, no mistake
Yang Lu Chan was in broad daylight, under the watchful eyes of everyone, learnt our boxing
Is that stealing?
Quiet
Although it was in broad daylight...
However, without permission, take without asking, that was stealing
This fool risked his life for Chen Jia Gou
What's the onslaught about? Why can't we award him instead and forget the bad?
He has merit, we ought to thank him but yet we want to punish him
This is too immoral
What do you mean?
It's your fault, because of your secret coaching
If not, this fool won't suceed
Really? You taught him before?
This kid with his Devil horn...
...is a very rare prodigy
There is once i was hoping to save his life out of kindness
But I remembered ancestor's instruction
So I never taught him any skills
Then, the Devil horn turned from purple to black
...and his life was near to the grave
Near to the grave?
Ancestor's instruction is like iron law, is always in my heart
But I hope the ancestors will sympathize with this kid's current condition
Avoid punishing him by breaking his bones or any cruel torture
Give him a peaceful life
Cannot
According to book of ancestor, whoever steals chen jia boxing moves have to disthrone martial art
Then could you give some advise on how to disthrone martial art?
Chang Xing learnt KungFu for a lifetime, but never know how
You elderly folks may know?
Breaking tendon and bones, it is inevitable
If you break his leg tendon but he still can fight using his hands, does it mean you have to break his hand tendon too?
If it still doesn't work, then, do you still need to break the large bone?
This is the job of a butcher, I can't do it.
Reluctant, but you still have to do it
You Zhi, bring down the ancestral sword
Dad, think of a way fast
Right now only one person can save him
What do you mean?
You
Wait
It's all about the surname, right?
I'll get him to be married into and live with my family. Then naturally, he's not an outsider anymore
Stealing or not, is then no longer an issue
Dad
Do you have any comments?
You always do what you want
Since when I could stop you
Dad got no comment, so this matter is set
Too deep to be unfathomable
too wonderful for words
Thanks to you
Then I'm able to prove the extensiveness and profoundness of the Chinese martial arts
It's more unfathomable than guns and cannon
Just a small Chen Jia Gou, can destory machine and injured all the men
And killed a western consultant
If princes knows about this matter, and starts to investigate...
You'll be the first scapegoat I'll take
You are damn useless
Anymore tricks from your East India Company?
Quick! Bring it all out!
Yu Niang, why are you married to that fool?
Kids are not allowed to talk like that
Two gentlemen
Where do you come from? And where are you going?
There's wedding going on in Chen Jia Gou and an order from our Chief
Outsiders can't go in, so sorry
And if I insisted on going in?
Mister
Listen to me
Chen Jia Gou is a wrong place to make trouble in
Uncle Qin, look at me carefully
Do I look like the one who makes trouble?
I can see
We're in
Man your post, stay alert!
Do we need this for the Chinese army?
It's not for the army
You ever heard of Kung Fu?
Kung Fu?
Look like it's gonna rain
Come on, cover the cannon
Shut the doors
Don't get wet
Quick!
Move, move it, move ....